Girl, Unleash Your Inner Warrior
Sometimes, a little smash therapy is exactly what you need. And ladies, let’s be honest—whether it’s an annoying ex, a frustrating work situation, or just the general chaos of life, we all have moments when we want to break stuff. Enter: rage rooms—the ultimate way to channel your inner badass while traveling solo.
While I was in Austin, I found the Unchartered Adventures, a rage room experience that was equal parts exhilarating and therapeutic. Picture this: a room full of breakable objects, a bat in your hand, and permission to go absolutely batshit crazy. Oh, and did I mention it’s totally legal? Let’s go!
Why Every Female Should Try a Rage Room
It’s Empowering – Smashing an old printer into oblivion? Pure main character energy.
Stress-Relief Like No Other – Forget yoga; this is the real way to unwind.
No Judgment Zone – Scream, break, laugh—whatever you need.
Core Memory Unlocked – Because "I shattered a TV with a crowbar" is a way better story than "I had a latte at a cute café."
My Rage Room Experience
Dressed in my battle gear (aka protective glasses and gloves), I walked into what looked like a post-apocalyptic art studio—spray-painted walls, busted furniture, and a table full of things waiting to be obliterated. The lineup? A keyboard, a printer (RIP, corporate trauma), and a bunch of plates that never saw it coming.
With music blasting, I took my first swing. CRASH. And just like that, the stress melted away. By the time I was done, I was sweaty, covered in dust, and grinning like a lunatic. 10/10 would recommend.
Tips for Your First Rage Room Experience
Dress for destruction – You will get dirty. Go for comfy clothes and closed-toe shoes.
Pick your playlist – Some rage rooms let you choose your own music. Nothing hits like smashing a printer to Papa Roach and System of a Down.
Let it all out – No need to hold back! Yell, laugh, cry—this is your moment.
Hydrate after – It’s a serious workout. Smash responsibly.
Final Thoughts
If you’re looking to spice up your itinerary with something a little unconventional, a rage room is it. It’s fun, it’s cathartic, and it makes you feel unstoppable.
So, who’s ready to grab a bat and break some stuff?